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If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay.
It means you haven’t sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the
rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
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If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog,
but gay– it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a
delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just
think about how you call a dog… “Killer, come here! I said get your ass
over here, Killer!” Now think about how you call a cat…”Bun-bun, come to
daddy, snookums!” you’re fit to be framed, you’re so gay.
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If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such
nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ
ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits.
Anything else and you are in training and undeniably becoming a fag.
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If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a
parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man’s world is his
bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
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If you drink anything other than regular coffee. A straight man will
never be heard ordering a “Decaf Soy Latte”. If you’ve put a Decaf Soy Latte
to your lips, you’ve had a man there, too.
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If you know more than six names of non standard colors or four
different types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might as well be
handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn’t have memory space in his
brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or you
know what a “fressier” is you’re gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile
other than cotton or denim, you are faggadocious.
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If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you’re dying to
tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a
slow-ass driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of the time he needs that
hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.
any questions?? call me 1-888-769-CUCK ASK FOR CINDY
June 12, 2008
Jon is one of my favorite clients. He is married to a beautiful woman named Michelle that he truly truly loves and finds hotter and sexier than anything. He told me that he knows she was with a black man before they ever got together and now, that image is seared into his mind and he wishes he could have seen it. He truly wants to tell Michelle how incredibly sexy he finds that and what a turn on it is for him. Furthermore, Jon wants to find a way to tell her that he wants to see her with a big black cock in person. He imagines the way she looks down on her knees sucking that big black bull right down her throat as she totally submits to him and his every need. HOWEVER Jon does’nt quite know how to approach Michelle with his fantasy.
Lets give Jon and Michelle some help here. How would you bring it up to YOUR wife or girlfriend. How would YOU tell her what it is that you wanted. Send me your suggestions or you can always call and discuss it with me personally by calling
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May 29, 2008
Hi guys!! Are you feeling horny ?? I know I totally am!!
I hooked up with this dude yesterday and OMFG he was sooooo hung!! So for all you goofy motherfuckers out there that cringe at the thought of a big black dick going down your throat or hard up in your pussy .. I have one thing to say..
LOL I am in a goofy mood today. Maybe its left over endorphins from being fucked silly! How many of you out there are curious about the cock I know several of you love knowing that your bitch is getting fucked like the little slut she is by big black dick too. Bet your sniffing her panties right now thinkin about it and jacking that tiny little white dick around. Call me and tell me your story!! Look let me make it easy for you.. all you gotta do is CLICK HERE
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May 27, 2008
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Go ahead pick up the phone and give your favorite blonde bitch Cindy a call!!


May 22, 2008
So many guys call me wanting cuckold phone sex and you know , I really enjoy it. Most of them have stubby little cocks and we all know those are NOT the kind of dicks I worship. I am only a cock princess for the big hard throbbers!! I am such a slut for huge dicks!! If you call me for cuckold phone sex , just remember I am NOT nice to tiny dicklets . I think that they deserve to sit in a corner and know that the woman that was once theirs.. is now being fucked by a REAL cock ..one that they can feel DEEP inside..where you have never gone!! You cuckie, can sit in the corner and listen and maybe watch. I wanna hear your cuckold story , how you became a cuckold phone sex lover, and where you want to go from here! Call me and lets have some phone sex fantasy fun. Ask for Cindy! Dial 1-888 Moan- 4-u -2

May 8, 2008
Hi guys ! Now you know how much this little phone sex slut totally LOVES to suck big hard cock ..well I saw this video today and laughed my ass off.. seems like something I would totally do and I wanted to share it with you phone sex fuckers !!
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April 3, 2008

For me Phone Sex is all about pleasure and I am up for ANYTHING and Anything goes and I get totally Hot and wet!! HOWEVER, Men with super small cocks like you don’t deserve my tight ,wet, sweet pussy. I totally crave huge fat juicy cocks. Massive, thick ,fat fucking dick turns me into such a filthy phone sex slut, that I’ll do near anything to get what I want! And I love more than one at a time too! I love doing all types of phone sex role play and phone sex fantasy calls but lately its been all tiny ass motherfuckin dicks and I sooo dont get off on little ones. I would MUCH rather be getting the monster cocks off in my mouth, my twat and my tight asshole. You there, with the worthless pee pee , won’t get the chance to fuck me. Hell No ,Not with that pathetic tiny thing! You know you could be my own personal fluffer and get a big throbbing cock good and hard for me I’ll and Show you what it’s like to suck and be fucked by a real cock! And feeling a big hard cock ramming into your mouth and pussy is soo fucking hot! Even Hotter when I hear you sucking off a dick for me while I rub my pussy watching your sissy ass work it.
Oh don’t worry, sweetie I wont leave you hanging…… on second thought thats impossible for you to do is’nt it!!!
Call me, I need a good laugh today! 1-888-Moan-4-u-2
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March 14, 2008
Hello Phone Sex Lovers. Today I wanna play with you. I am in the need for you to worship these curves of mine and amuse me while I instruct you what to do on our phone sex call.During your Bratty Domme Phone Sex session I may ask you to do some embarassing or even painful things and I expect you to obey me. Got it bitch boy? If you don’t obey , well lets just say you better expect to punished during your phone sex call. Make sure you are prepared for our call , gather up items , just dont come empty handed. I need a good little piggy boy! Call and ask for Bratty Domme Phone sex with CINDY! On AIM :Cindysucksit
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March 6, 2008
Hi guys! Is that big cock nice and hard for me today? I sure hope so! I love to hear a guy tell me how big his cock is on our phone sex call!! And when I hear him stroking it for me omg It makes me soo horny!! I just wanna lick and suck it all up!! Now dont come to me with a teeny little shriveld up cock.. I wont do anything but laugh at the sad little worm. A cock princess phone sex slut like me NEEDS a big cock. Not some rinky dinky pinky dick *giggle* So if you have a big throbbing hunk of meat in need of attention or maybe you want me to humiliate that itty bitty just give me a call!Ask for Cock princess Phonesex with Cindy! Contact me AIM: CindySucksIt   Yahoo: CindySucksYou
tty soon ,XoXo Cindy

February 21, 2008
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